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| I love art, food, fandoms, I post henna tattoos, and stuff that makes me laugh. I have varying obsessions that may or may not flood your dash, so be prepared. And enjoy! ~ |
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Hey guys, sorry long time no post~
I just finished my first year at college, and have successfully moved to the beach for the summer!
I’ll be living alone most of the time, spare for the visitors which’ll come by every once in a while, which is… lonelier… than I thought (who knew, huh?) but it…
Cutest pub wench of all <3
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DIDN’T GET YOUR PARTNER A VALENTINE?
UNDERSTANDABLE, BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BUSY BEING A SEXY BASTARD AND SAVING THE WORLD OR SOME SHIT.
NOW RINSE THE BLOOD OFF YOUR HANDS AND GRAB SOME SHIT FROM THE STORE, BECAUSE EVERY ASSHOLE DESERVES SOME ROMANTIC CRAP ONCE IN A WHILE.
AFTER YOU RESTOCK YOUR SILVER BULLETS, SALT AND STITCH TOGETHER YOUR OWN WOUNDS LIKE A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER, BUY SOME RASPBERRIES AND THREE TYPES OF CHOCOLATE CHIPS.
WHY THREE?
VARIETY, ASSHOLE! IT MAKES YOU LOOK CLASSY, LIKE YOU ACTUALLY TRIED, INSTEAD OF WHIPPING TOGETHER SOME BULLSHIT AT THE LAST MINUTE LIKE A FORGETFUL BITCH.
SO GET YOUR MILK CHOCOLATE, WHITE CHOCOLATE AND DARK CHOCOLATE CHIPS. TRAVEL INTO THE WILDS AND COLLECT ONLY THE PUREST AND MOST SUCCULENT RASPBERRIES FOR THE PERSON OF YOUR AFFECTIONS.
OR MAYBE YOU’RE MAKING THIS TREAT FOR YOURSELF, I DON’T FUCKING KNOW. SHUT THE HELL UP.
NOW DELICATELY PICK UP A RASPBERRY, ‘CAUSE THOSE ASSHOLES ARE EASY TO DAMAGE. REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU PUT TOGETHER AN ARC REACTOR IN A CAVE AND BE A GENTLE BASTARD AS YOU PUSH THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS INSIDE EACH RASPBERRY.
NOW PUT THE BOWL OF PERFECTION AND SHIT INTO THE FRIDGE OR FREEZER, DEPENDING ON HOW HARDCORE YOU ARE.
DON’T FORGET TO PRESENT THESE DELICIOUS LITTLE BASTARDS IN YOUR HAND-MADE SILVER CHALICE, BECAUSE YOU’RE A CLASSY ASSHOLE LIKE THAT.
I DID NOT KNOW THIS BLOG EXISTED
I WANT THESE
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im going to start putting my game of thrones name on my resume
I AM ABIGAIL OF HOUSE JAMES, BLOOD OF OREGON, VANQUISHER OF SNACKS, MAYOR OF BOOMTOWN, COOKER OF BREAKFAST FOODS, AND THOSE WHO SEEK TO HARM YOU SHALL WAKE WITH CONTROVERSIAL HENNA TATTOOS UPON THEIR FACES.
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nayx:
Jimmy Kimmel tricked people at Coachella into professing their love for bands that don’t exist, and it is absolutely hysterical.
this is incredible
im so embarrassed for people who are not me right now
IM SCREAMING
this just proves that a lot of people go to festivals to look cool rather than going because they like the bands
too pretentious
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