Allow me to introduce myself. . .

105% drawing: News~!

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:44:10 -0400

Hey guys, sorry long time no post~

I just finished my first year at college, and have successfully moved to the beach for the summer!

I’ll be living alone most of the time, spare for the visitors which’ll come by every once in a while, which is… lonelier… than I thought (who knew, huh?) but it…

Cutest pub wench of all <3

nightmaresdream: cookingformorons: fuckingrecipes: DIDN’T GET...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:42:33 -0400

nightmaresdream:

cookingformorons:

fuckingrecipes:

DIDN’T GET YOUR PARTNER A VALENTINE?

UNDERSTANDABLE, BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BUSY BEING A SEXY BASTARD AND SAVING THE WORLD OR SOME SHIT.

NOW RINSE THE BLOOD OFF YOUR HANDS AND GRAB SOME SHIT FROM THE STORE, BECAUSE EVERY ASSHOLE DESERVES SOME ROMANTIC CRAP ONCE IN A WHILE.

AFTER YOU RESTOCK YOUR SILVER BULLETS, SALT AND STITCH TOGETHER YOUR OWN WOUNDS LIKE A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER, BUY SOME RASPBERRIES AND THREE TYPES OF CHOCOLATE CHIPS.

WHY THREE?

VARIETY, ASSHOLE! IT MAKES YOU LOOK CLASSY, LIKE YOU ACTUALLY TRIED, INSTEAD OF WHIPPING TOGETHER SOME BULLSHIT AT THE LAST MINUTE LIKE A FORGETFUL BITCH.

SO GET YOUR MILK CHOCOLATE, WHITE CHOCOLATE AND DARK CHOCOLATE CHIPS. TRAVEL INTO THE WILDS AND COLLECT ONLY THE PUREST AND MOST SUCCULENT RASPBERRIES FOR THE PERSON OF YOUR AFFECTIONS.

OR MAYBE YOU’RE MAKING THIS TREAT FOR YOURSELF, I DON’T FUCKING KNOW. SHUT THE HELL UP.

NOW DELICATELY PICK UP A RASPBERRY, ‘CAUSE THOSE ASSHOLES ARE EASY TO DAMAGE. REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU PUT TOGETHER AN ARC REACTOR IN A CAVE AND BE A GENTLE BASTARD AS YOU PUSH THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS INSIDE EACH RASPBERRY.

NOW PUT THE BOWL OF PERFECTION AND SHIT INTO THE FRIDGE OR FREEZER, DEPENDING ON HOW HARDCORE YOU ARE.

DON’T FORGET TO PRESENT THESE DELICIOUS LITTLE BASTARDS IN YOUR HAND-MADE SILVER CHALICE, BECAUSE YOU’RE A CLASSY ASSHOLE LIKE THAT.

I DID NOT KNOW THIS BLOG EXISTED

I WANT THESE

im going to start putting my game of thrones name on my resume I AM ABIGAIL OF HOUSE JAMES, BLOOD OF...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:41:04 -0400

im going to start putting my game of thrones name on my resume

I AM ABIGAIL OF HOUSE JAMES, BLOOD OF OREGON, VANQUISHER OF SNACKS, MAYOR OF BOOMTOWN, COOKER OF BREAKFAST FOODS, AND THOSE WHO SEEK TO HARM YOU SHALL WAKE WITH CONTROVERSIAL HENNA TATTOOS UPON THEIR FACES.

hippiesispunkz: mathleticss: lohanthony: nayx: splinteryoursp...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:59:31 -0400

hippiesispunkz:

mathleticss:

lohanthony:

nayx:

splinteryourspine:

cupkacie:

Jimmy Kimmel tricked people at Coachella into professing their love for bands that don’t exist, and it is absolutely hysterical.

this is incredible

im so embarrassed for people who are not me right now

IM SCREAMING

this just proves that a lot of people go to festivals to look cool rather than going because they like the bands

too pretentious

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:48:46 -0400

theblueboxonbakerstreet: curiousgeorgiana: theladyofthorns: ...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:47:11 -0400

theblueboxonbakerstreet:

curiousgeorgiana:

theladyofthorns:

#a man is regretting giving the power of life and death to a vengeful 11-year old #a man should have expected this to go badly

#a man did not think this through

#a man looks at his life #a man looks at his choices

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:21:25 -0400

mu5icliz: onac911: Loki put that back people requested for...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:21:18 -0400

mu5icliz:

onac911:

Loki put that back

people requested for loki and Thor shopping at a supermarket

Oh my god Loki sitting in the cart. I’m so done.

max-galactica: addictedtopunsandpizza: foodtrucker: i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:19:03 -0400

max-galactica:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

foodtrucker:

i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple attractive boys to constantly give me attention

Break an expensive vase

kiss kiss fall in love

tardis221b: when you wake up from a particularly disturbing dream and just stare at the ceiling for...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:12:32 -0400

tardis221b:

when you wake up from a particularly disturbing dream and just stare at the ceiling for a while like what crevice of my mind did that even seep from

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:18:07 -0400

roseriku: firewordsparkler: inufan078: LOL OH MY GOD THE LAST...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:56:18 -0400

roseriku:

firewordsparkler:

inufan078:

LOL OH MY GOD THE LAST ONE.

HOW HE JUST SHAKES HIS HEAD TERRIFIED LIKE NO NO NO NEVER.

This is seriously my new favorite youtuber I can’t stop watching his videos.

Watch till the very last part. It’s worth it.

wasn’t going to reblog it untiL THE ENDING

kitten-burrito: jakesus: not-enough-fandom: fantabulousfabtast...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:53:06 -0400

kitten-burrito:

jakesus:

not-enough-fandom:

fantabulousfabtastic:

neonmars:

eridans-plush-rump:

kamidoodles:

vakarrus:

missiletotheface:

alexandergaskank:

baxtersaurus:

UM EXCUSE U

aHEM

AHEM

No Kusco doesn’t belong here he’s a Disney princess

No Kusco doesn’t belong here he’s a Disney princess

No Kusco doesn’t belong here he’s a Disney princess

No Kusco doesn’t belong here he’s a Disney princess

No Kusco doesn’t belong here he’s a Disney princess

what was that about kuzco?

Where the fuck is Milo?

C’mon how is he not prince material?

hardlyfunctioningempath: Will Graham texts

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:51:17 -0400

hardlyfunctioningempath:

Will Graham texts

OKAY my friend showed me Hannibal and now I am obsessed but i just got home for summer break and i...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:30:00 -0400

OKAY my friend showed me Hannibal and now I am obsessed but i just got home for summer break and i am SO FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE

THERE

ARE

FUCKING

ANTLERS AND ELKS

FUCKING EVERYWHERE

I LIVE IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF NO WHERE

WITH THIS KINDA SHIT

AND I CANT GET A FUCKING DIDDLY-DAMN GLASS OF WATER

AT NIGHT

WITHOUT SEEING THIS SHIT

FUCKING EVERYWHERE

AND THE WORST PART

IS THIS FUCKER WITH THE FUCKING CLOCK RIGHT HERE

AND

FUCKING

NAME

ABBY

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS SHORT FOR

NOT

SAFE

SEND HELP

GUYS I FOUND ANOTHER ONE

AND ITS A MOTHER FUCKING WINE GLASS

mandylasers: Spidey using his infamous crotch move to disarm...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:41:04 -0400

mandylasers:

Spidey using his infamous crotch move to disarm Deadpool. Although I think we all know who really won in this situation.

Just seeing if I still know how to Prisma because my tablet cord might not get here for 3 more days! ; ~;

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:39:48 -0400

bbqutie: SHE DID THAT SHIT

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:35:27 -0400

bbqutie:

SHE DID THAT SHIT